18. Life Lesson - Conspiracies

Believe it? Nawh, maybe, actually I don't know.  Conspiracies may be some bunch of dumb asses who gathered together and spread coincidental images over the internet or it can be a bunch of educated students who gathered together and spread true information.  I can't really decide on which one to believe.  There are the little triangles on the American bill.  Yeah, so what mother fucker?  Triangles?  This isn't the Legend of Zelda.  OH SHIT, there's a triforce, yup, gotta be Illuminati.  I'm pretty sure the Illuminati didn't create Zelda and the Orcarina of Time or else Link would've been on our asses by now.  Then people might think, that's because you're part of the Illuminati.  Yeah, true, I am and I also fucked your mother last night.  I mean, the Masons were real and they were quite wealthy but that doesn't account for the Illuminati, or does it?  Shit got me all confused.  Life lesson, don't strongly believe in the Illuminati and don't strongly disagree in them.  Because if they are real, you'll get raped, gang style by P Diddy, Jay Z, George Bush and Barack Obama and many others; take a hint, they're all over 30, you like the old sex?  If they're not real then you can happily move on with your life towards global warming.  Or is global warming an Illuminati plot as well?  Shit brah, Japan possibly got merked by the Illuminati too.  You know what?  Fuck this, I'm going to enjoy my life and you can enjoy yours.  I ain't gonna do shit, until I see a tit.