40. Life Lesson - How to Survive the Cheap "No AC Summer Plan"

My parents, are very cheap.  As soon as I crank the AC up a little bit, they go bat crazy.  FUCKA YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, you trying to make us waste money on something that isn't essential?  I'm chilling, or was chilling, and that happens.  So how do you survive this?  I've found a very brilliant way to survive the summer without an AC.  The Basement.  You go down there, excavate any fucking ghosts, dead bodies, dead animals, insects and penors. Rub one off because of the intense coldness of the temperature, then you fucking take your shit from upstairs and move it, like Beyonce said, to the left, but to the down. Yeah.  Ez Fucking Peazy, shitface.  There's also a theory I've come up with.  There's a thing called, The Humidity Ghost.  This ghost is what makes your house all hot and shit.  It goes like this.  The basement is where, the humidity ghost cannot tread, the middle floor is where it is born and half way upstairs to the second floor is where BOOM it shits on your face.  Upstairs is 40 degrees while the middle floor is 30 and the basement is 0.  How does this work?  The Humidity Ghost.  It jizzes on your skin on top floor and caresses your amber waves of grain in the middle floor.  You know why it can't go into the basement?  Because the basement is scary.  HF GL.