Thursday, 7 April 2011

21. Life Lesson - Wafer Bars

I'm munching on this Wafer Bar right now.  All I have to say is, this stuff is delicious.  Especially the Wafer Bars of the Napolitanke variety.  I mean, this chocolate cream filled goodness just makes you get an erection on an erection.  So it'd be some sort of weird disease on your dick but no, fuck you, it's the only way to describe it.  Instead of Dat Ass, you'd be saying Dat Wafer Bar.  This stuff is so Gucci Prada Louis Vuitton Paki Swag  it's not even funny.  Life Lesson?  Buy it, eat it, enjoy it.  One serving is 3 bars, I've had about 10 bars so far. You mad I just had about 3.25 servings of the recommended wafer bars?  No, you're mad at the fact that you have none.  LOL GG.  No, I'm not a 14 year old kid who trolls all day but that's another good way to describe how good wafer bars are; 14 year old kids who troll, they make you laugh, therefore, enjoyable just like these wafer bars.  All you faggots sitting at home typing on your keyboard while I'm typing and eating at the same time.  This shit gives you super powers.  Who says multitasking is a myth when I'm eating these muhfucking bars and typing at the same time?  I'm laughing at how much better these bars make me feel.  I feel like I'm on top of the world; your fatass mother that is.  So I'm just gonna let my bars explode in your mothers mouth; pop rocks.  Wafer bars are the shit of a shit.  Shit.

9 comments:

  1. wafer bars are fucking delicious, vanilla is my favorite!

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  2. Love wafer bars too, great post. And I'm not mad, but I'm a little jealous

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  3. Hahaha. Neapolitan? Yeah, they're delicious.

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  4. Hahaha. A post solely about wafer bars? fuck. yes.

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  5. Pretty cool blog you got here, I'll be back for more later!

    following

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  6. wait i think it was earnie? got it wrong!

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