Shit is cash. All I have to say. Today was the only day out of the whole year that I've had a snow day and I enjoyed it thoroughly. I mean, I woke up in the morning thinking about my calculus test then, BAM like a hundred dollars just dropped onto my hands, no actually, not like that, more like a party where all the women gathered in front of you and a huge orgy just flourished with you being the only man. That's how good it felt. I never thought that it would be a snow day. So the moral? Don't ever pray that just because the next day is about to snow, say it's a snow day. Don't jinx it, ever. No one ever said anything about a snow day happening today and look what happened, God came and rubbed everyones nipples. Will tomorrow be a snow day? Hell nawh.