So, topic at hand, cafe food, dick in the other hand, jizzed all over cafe food. Didn't quite enjoy it. Cafe food to say, isn't the greatest thing in the world. I mean, it's there so you don't have to walk outside but it's incredibly overpriced and incredibly bad for you. The fried food they serve there is nothing but a bunch of nuggets put together from a No-name brand. Yeah, it's not KFC or even Mickey Dee level of chicken nuggets, it's that bad. So there's this one time, yes I'm gonna tell a story, I bought a chicken wrap from the cafe right before spartacus, wasn't a good idea. Here's why; I had this running test to do in spartacus and it was to run the length of 7.8 KM while being timed. After consuming the toxic food, I run one lap and that was about 2 KM. I start feeling like ass. My ass starts to feel like ass. There was this uneasy feeling of clouded shit in my lower bowels. Then I get the sudden feeling of, "Gotta shit bro". So that's when it hit me, dump = pants or test = fail. I chose the better one out of the two, test = fail. I walked the rest of the laps off and finished an hour or so behind everyone else. How Sonic the fucking Hedgehog am I? Not very. Moral of the story, don't buy cafe food unless you really have to. Even your mothers sandwiches are a better choice,at least I think so.