Friday, 22 April 2011

27. Life Lesson - Dubstep

Lol @ dubstep.  Life lesson, if you listen to it, you're a faggot, so avoid it.  At my school, a kid plays dubstep every morning since he does the morning music.  I don't know how the fuck he got chose to do it but he did.  This kid plays dubstep every fucking morning.  I'd be in a serious conversation with my friend,  "Hey steve, you tap dat ass yet?", I would ask them, then all of the sudden, WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAA DERP DERP DERP TSCH TSCH TSCH WAAA WAAAAA WAAA.  This would scare the shit out of me.  I thought the school was getting attacked by fucking Optimus Prime and his league of robots.  But no, dubstep isn't music, it's a recording of the engine of a car trying to start up.  You record that, then you get dubstep.  My farts would sound better with some drums added to them.  My fucking piss sound would make a better genre of music, PSSSSSSSSSS FLUSSHHH.  I call it, tripstep.  Continuing on, another story of dubstep is, when in gym class, our teacher usually gets the cord to hook to the speakers around the gym. So the announcer kid plugs his iPod in.  Guess who's back?  Optimus. Fucking. Prime.  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.  Shit hit the floor when he played that music.  Luckily everyone rejected his music, "turn that dick loving shit off!", says someone.  So he switches the song, what's next?  The Beatles, nice, dubstep, fuck you.  

9 comments:

  1. It's alright in moderation. But yes...I'm tired of dub step already.

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  2. yeah its getting boring, same wub wub wyb crap

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  3. True story, the more bass drops you have in a given piece of "music" the better it is.

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  4. Not a fan of dubstep myself. But all my friends get pissed off at my hardstyle! XD

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  5. I will say drugs and a nice sound system do help it be awesome.

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  6. wubwubwub, i got tired it after couple days

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  7. I don't really like it either, some is kind of okay but hard to come by good songs.

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