Thursday 2 June 2011

38. Life Lesson - Water

You can't waste water.  Period.  It's called the hydrologic cycle.  Yeah, all you nature fans, water can't get wasted so please, it doesn't matter what you do with it.  Atoms can't be destroyed son, you mad?  That's not the case.  I've realized that the water that you drink in a bottle could've been someone's piss.  It could've been Michael Jackson's blood.  The water in your toilet could've been the blood of Osama Bin Laden.  Yeah.  You probably have juice that was recycled from someone's diarrhea shit.  After thinking this, I still drank water normally, not mad.  Just an interesting fact. Imagine, the bottle of liquid you're drinking now is from the blood of Adam.  Farken Joocy.  Your alpha just went up by a whole 200%.  Yeah, I drank the blood of Adam recycled as water.  How mad are you religion?  GG.

6 comments:

  1. water is dinosaur piss

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  2. Awesome, although I have no desire to become Alpha.

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  3. very true. stop the hose ban

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  4. true but can you not delay the water needed?
    sure it will come back but over time. If you are on a desert and have one litre left you dont drink it all and say "cant waste water, will rain.....eventually!"

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  5. hell i like the person in the pic

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  6. Damn you've opened my eyes, brb gonna go leave the tap on ;)

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