So, like the title says, I’ve been realizing that my sleep paralysis dreams are becoming more scary, not like fucking ghosts and shit but weirder. Yes, I have sleep paralysis dreams and yes I realize that when you look at someone with sleep paralysis it looks like they’re jizzing their pants again and again. But this happens to me like twice a month. I read somewhere that if you are able to control sleep paralysis you can actually go into spirit form! LOL. TRANSFORM, in the shape of SPIRIT! Who was the dumbfuck that made that up? I’m going to try that shit next time. Go into spirit form then sleep in spirit form and go into super spirit form. Like fucking Inception and Dragon Ball Z together. I call it Ballceptionz. Patent pending. Anyways back to the dreams. I lie awake on my bed, unable to keep my eye lids open more than half, shit freaks me out. There’s always a shadow on the fucking wall. I don’t know what that shadow is doing there but I don’t fucking like it. If I could only move. If I could, I would fucking make the shadow eat my dick meat sandwich and tell it to get out my dreams. Then I would tell him to make a fist and bang his teeth repeatedly over and over. Try doing that. Make a fist with one hand and hit your teeth with the folded thumb repeatedly. Yeah you look like you’re sucking a dick. You mad? So basically, Life Lesson: Try to control your sleep paralysis and kick the fucking shit out of the paranormal faggot that’s staring down at you.