28. Life Lesson - iPod Touch

The iPod touch is honestly one of the things that got me through high school.  You can put cheat sheets on it, take a pic of dat ass and what else? Easy pass on a test when the teacher allows you to listen to music.  Never been caught once; just rack up those fucking marks. Throw some A's on dat shet. Oh you got a biology test tomorrow?  Me too.  Next day.  What did you get on it?  "I fucking studied for 3 hours and got 70%".  You know what I got?  90% and I didn't study, I watched porn all day, it's evident that you are mad and I'm quite content.  I don't waste time on such trivial matters.  Ipod touch is the only intelligent way to get you through highschool.  You mad I hardly study and still ace tests?  You mad now you know my secret?  FUCK YEAH.   Ipod touch is a fucking need, it has wifi, it has a camera and you can download millions of fucking apps.  You know you want dem apps.  This one game is called Angry mother fucking Bird.  And how much fun do I have playing it?  FUCKING LOADS. Like I did to your mother.  You bring the bird back and release your anger on those wooden blocks.  Oh you don't see?  Well I think it's time for an iPod touch.  No I don't work for Apple but if you have an iPod touch you can vouch that it is a necessity.  Also, if you do have an iPod, don't get a case.  It's worthless, waste of 15 dollars.  I've had my iPod for 3 years and dropped it like 3 times and it works 100% fine.  Back is slightly scratched but who cares.  Oh and finally, you can watch porn on your iPod.  Yeah.