Saturday 9 April 2011

22. Life Lesson - Timing

You know the deal, timing has to be right for everything.  Yeah, I got straight to the point; no boner.  In your life, my life, your mothers life who I potentially want to sleep with, timing has to right.  You have to spread time out and fuck it until you realize that you need not have urgency in your life.  One example is studying for exams, yeah you might think, oh shit lets study the night before exams! I can definitely cram all the terms of the male and female genitalia in my head for biology!  No, no you can't mother fucker.  That's like saying, I can definitely acquire four females at a party in one night, no, no you can't.  Unless the chicks are mad ooglee, which I doubt since ugly chicks don't go to parties then I don't really have any advice for you if you're going to those types of parties.  Where all they serve are Kool-Aid Jammers with a side of classical music for a buzz.  And you'll get boners off doing homework together.  Back to the lesson, the next day on that exam, where the night before you only studied a couple of hours, you'll realize that you'll get nailed by a male genitalia in your ass on the exam.  To reiterate, you have to spread time out and fuck it.  You have to study 2 days before that.  Doesn't seem like much but will probably improve your mark on an exam by ten percent.  A whole mother fucking ten percent.  Ten percent is like going from 1000 dollars to 1100 dollars.  You get an extra 100 dollars.  Think of all the shit you can buy: 50 packs of wafer bars, 5 packs of condoms, 100 green tea Arizonas.  Lettuce be reality here, 10% more is just better.  10% more ass, 10% more teets.  You know you want it.  Timing has to be right. Have a good night.

9 comments:

  1. hahh your list of stuff you can buy with a 100 dollars is hilarious

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  2. lol. damn. condoms be spensive.

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  3. loooool awesome post, thank you so much, like the picture too

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  4. Hahahaha. Your lessons make me happy, sad, sometimes feel awkward...but always teach me. I'm going to raise my son to these blog posts.

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  5. School makes you procrastinate though so when you get out and it's time to make mayonnaise, you've got bad habits

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