25. Life Lesson - Reading Books

LOL.  Put up the letter L to the left side of your face with your left hand and do the same with your right hand on the right side, then make the O shape with your mouth.  Reading is like doing that for the length of your time reading.  You're on dat phaggy time.  Reading a book is one of those things that you don't do.  Ever.  Unless you're in English class that is.  I put emphasis on the word in.  You don't read unless you're inside the class.  Reading is one of those things that won't help you with anything.  Sure, your English teacher might argue, it improves vocabulary and diction.  Okay?  Well so does reading anything on the internet that uses an alien vocabulary to you.  Therefore, reading a book in English class doesn't help much but to make you follow through the course and getting a good mark. You can also argue that your English teacher is probably some fat 40 year old who's horny as fuck and wants to rape you and the scary part?  You're probably more right than them.  Your teacher probably reads every word in the English dictionary as "! COCKS, I WANT IT".  English class is all bullshit from grade 9-12.  You only need it once, and that's in elementary school.  You mad you had to waste over 1/30th of your lifetime reading and doing English homework?  Yeah you mad.  Most statistics are made up, but this one isn't, because I'm the man and your teachers a 40 year old swinger man whore.  Problem?