Sup. New day. New post. Yogurt. The fuck? You might think that a post based on yogurt is stupid right? No, it's not stupid. You're stupid and so is yogurt. If I opened a fortune cookie and was gonna read my fortune, it would say, go fuck yourself before eating a yogurt. I don't understand how people can like yogurt. I mean, with all due respect (to the fucking yogurt secret society and Yoplait or whoever fucking makes it), it tastes like saliva with ass matter inside it. It looks like sperm. I wonder what goes on in the yogurt factory. "JEFF, I'm CUMMING!" "WHAT FLAVOUR?" "BLUUUUEEEBERRRRYYYYY". Ok, I admit, once a week, yogurt would be good but not fucking every morning. It's not that good for you. OH SHIT. CALCIUM. DAT BONE GROWTH. But no, evidently, a lot of calcium turns into kidney stones and you know what kidney stones are? They are the things that you'll have to shit out when you're forty years old. I have never had one but reading experiences on it make me not want to experience it ever again. Unless I was some weird ass motherfucker who likes to shit out stones. Anyways, you know curry? That smelly shit that brown people eat everyday? Guess what's inside it. I found this out from one of my brown friends: Yogurt. They say that men's minds are their dicks, if this is true, then my mind has been blown, by a transvestite. Motherfucker, NO.