Sunday 8 May 2011

31. Life Lesson - Yogurt

Sup. New day. New post.  Yogurt.  The fuck?  You might think that a post based on yogurt is stupid right?  No, it's not stupid.  You're stupid and so is yogurt.  If I opened a fortune cookie and was gonna read my fortune, it would say, go fuck yourself before eating a yogurt. I don't understand how people can like yogurt.  I mean, with all due respect (to the fucking yogurt secret society and Yoplait or whoever fucking makes it), it tastes like saliva with ass matter inside it.  It looks like sperm.  I wonder what goes on in the yogurt factory.  "JEFF, I'm CUMMING!" "WHAT FLAVOUR?" "BLUUUUEEEBERRRRYYYYY".  Ok, I admit, once a week, yogurt would be good but not fucking every morning.  It's not that good for you.  OH SHIT. CALCIUM.  DAT BONE GROWTH.  But no, evidently, a lot of calcium turns into kidney stones and you know what kidney stones are?  They are the things that you'll have to shit out when you're forty years old.  I have never had one but reading experiences on it make me not want to experience it ever again. Unless I was some weird ass motherfucker who likes to shit out stones.  Anyways, you know curry?  That smelly shit that brown people eat everyday?  Guess what's inside it.  I found this out from one of my brown friends: Yogurt.  They say that men's minds are their dicks, if this is true, then my mind has been blown, by a transvestite.  Motherfucker, NO.

6 comments:

  1. word, i hate yogurt too

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  2. i love dat yogurttttt .. nom

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  3. i love me some frozen variety

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  4. I enjoy it, but then again i rarely ever eat it.

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  5. kidney stones come out your dick bro, not ass.

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  6. haha^
    blueberry yogurt ftw

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