Friday 20 May 2011

34. Life Lesson - The Weather

When you live in Canada, the weather is tres difficile to predict.  I mean, it can’t be consistent, at mother fucking all.  One day, it’s sunny as shit during Spring and the next it’s fucking jack the ripper foggy time with rain.  Yeah, I’m not exaggerating.  I’m sure the weather in Africa is much worse but Africa isn’t the fucking topic of discussion, is it?  No.  Back to Canada; you wake up on a normal sunny morning, attend school, during second period of school, you look outside (keep in mind this is Spring), there’s fucking snow shitting from the Heaven’s of Canada.  If I took my dick out, spread it over the hot English teacher that I have and then slapped her after the exchange of sexual pleasures was over, it’d be less random than the weather.  I believe that Canada has a fetish, like everyone else; it likes to dress up as Canada, and change up its mother fucking weather all the fucking time.  So, if you’re thinking, “hey I want to move to Toronto”.  Change your mind and go to Germany or someshit because Canada’s weather is on some nexx level Kanye West Let You Finish type of shit.  Enjoy your hail.  Oh yeah and your Justin Bieber.

8 comments:

  1. ...great, a Bieber. Just what I needed.

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  2. It was sunny yesterday, and now it's rainy. I'm in canada too.

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  3. This made me laugh. XD

    O'er here...it's hot as hell. X(

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  4. man the rain is seriously....annoying

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  5. Ha well at least you dont live in Texas.

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  6. When's the next post coming out?

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  7. actually i find him to be funny

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