Thursday, 24 March 2011

12. Life Lesson - AriZona Green Tea

Shit is cash.  Before I even start to explain it, this shit is CASH.  I can not intellectually emphasize how good the taste of green tea is, boner has already been reached.  AriZona Green Tea is probably the best iced tea I've ever drank.  It's better than Nestea, has less sugar when compared with the same amount of volume but has more taste; in my opinion that is.  Like, when I drink it, I feel as if T-Pain was in my mouth (no homo) and constantly Bought Me a Drank, but substitute drank for taste buds.  Shit is too cash.  Although the green tea is good, I don't quite like the other flavours, I tried mango and overall, the taste was good but it just had too much of the after taste of sugar; like all fruit juices, not that appealing.  The lemon iced tea AriZona wasn't that great either, same fucking problem, the huge craterade of after taste of sugar in my mouth, I'd rather eat some beets raw than drink that shit ever again.  I'd rather take a kamehameha to the fucking ball sack then to drink that again.  Lemon iced tea from AriZona is pure fail but the can looks pretty sexy.  In conclusion, AriZnoa Green Tea is Gucci Prada swag on full tilt.  Leggo my fawking Green Tea, shiet.

6 comments:

  1. Truly enjoyed this and green tea. Made me laugh a few times, keep it real...ly funny.

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  2. you should try green tea in china, I learnt kung fu in a sip.

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  3. I like the watermelon Arizona teas.

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  4. Arizona green tea isn't anything like real green tea >_>
    Too sweet and not enough flavor, as compared to freshly brewed..

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  5. Ew. No, dude. Arizona anything is just filled to the brim with shit that will make you want to drink more. That's why you think it's so good. One sip and you're thirstier than you started.

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