7. Life Lesson - Play That Funky Ass Music

You know when you're working out and you put your iPod earbuds on?  No not that, the moment after, when just the right song comes on and you start pumping weights with supernatural motivation.  Yes, that's when you realize you're listening to the most pussy ass song on Earth, "Since You Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson".  You scream out, "Fuck".  Then after your workout, you go in the shower and the same thing happens, without realization, you're singing "Teenage Dream - Katy Perry".  No, this is not a near gay experience, this is when you finally realize that music revolves around your whole entire life.  Every year, new music comes out and, even if you don't listen to them, they get stuck into your head.  Music is what motivates us, inspires us, makes us move on.  Everyone needs to do something, even pornstars. You always hear that funky ass techno music, that's to motivate you and the actors.  Everyone enjoys music, you just have to find the right kind.