Thursday, 31 March 2011

17. Life Lesson - Music

This topic is broad and bland and overdone, I know but shut the fuck up for a second and let me explain in details the dimensions and lengths of music and it's ability to arouse your sexual interests.  Yeah, now I got your attention mother fucker.  Music is THE shit.  When you put the ear buds, plugs, head phones, cocks in your ear, you get an energized feeling of a most weird and awkward boner ever unless you listen to some phaggy time music like Lil Wayne.  Anyways, the genres of music that enthrall my mind and body are hip hop and metal.  I realize that they are complete opposites but shut the fuck up for a second and let me explain.  Hip hop is for normal walking music; I listen to it when I'm walking my dog or just want some bouncy music to bounce to.  I listen to Lupe Fiasco and Eminem.  They are the only seemingly good rappers in mainsteam.  Drake and Lil Wayne just suck cock.  Metal on the other hand, is for working out and exercising.  Bands like Parkway Drive and Lamb of God are ones that I enjoy.  Shit is SO cash to work out to and so is Teenage Dream or Who Says but y'kna'mean.  You people have to like a type of music, any type.  Music will get you through life and its hardships or rather my hardships in your girlfriend.  No really, listen to music.  Deuces.

7 comments:

  1. Good stuff man. I always love how music makes mundane things (walking to class, homework, cutting nails, etc.) seem that much better.

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  2. haha, like the picture... you should turn off captcha...

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  3. Ah man, how I love music. Only thing that keeps me going (besides weed lol)

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  4. I don't think I'd survive without music.

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  5. haha i really like that picture

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