5. Life Lesson - The "Lulz"

"That kids a fucking faggot", when things like that are said to other people, it's funny.  Although it's mean, things like that are not meant to be taken seriously.  Laughter runs everyones life, a study in Norway shows that people who are humorous, live longer (http://longevity.about.com/b/2007/03/28/laughter-extends-life.htm). You might think to yourself, calling some kid a "fucking turd fuck" would be mean, but it's actually giving yourself more life capacity and to the people around you who enjoyed that joke.  Screaming out "Cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks" while someone is on the phone with their parents is a great way to laugh and enjoy life.  Treat air like it's your ecstasy, treat words as if they're "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" type of thing.  Sometimes, people like to start fights if things are said to them.  You know what you have to do if this happens?  Pull out your MMA shirt and become an invertebrate, sticks and stones can't bones if you don't have them, ya fucking faggot.