It's time to get things settled, the weekend is for sleeping and occasionally hanging out with friends and partying, unless you're phaggot. The occasionally should be taken lightly, sleep is the first thing that you need to catch up on. Sleep is the fucking shit. You sleep for 8 hours? You get ate by ass demons. You sleep for 12 hours? You get ate by nipple demons. You sleep until you feel good? Pure fucking profit, or rather, pro-tip. Weekends are also for hanging out with friends, after 6PM that is because from 12 to 6 is YOUR time. That's when you can do whatever the fuck you want. You can fap, you can nap, you can get that job done, this job done, get a blow job done. Anything you want. After 6? That's when the party starts motherfucker. You get to hang out with people that make you laugh, cry and shit your pants. Weekends times are never a dull moment, even if you are sitting at home writing a fucking spectacular blog, it's never a dull moment; no Family Channel. But then you think, you always get bored. Evidently, if you're bored, then you're a cocksucker, period. Weekends aren't boring, I mean, you wait the whole week for every weekend and then you get bored, fuck no. You pathetic fallacy of a trembling chair. Please do fun and awesome things unless you're the 22nd word of this paragraph. Enjoy your weekends.