Sunday, 27 March 2011

14. Life Lesson - Bitches and Hoes

The bitches and hoes, yeah you know who they are and they know who you are, probably, unless you're a phaggot.  Bitches and hoes are different but they do have similarities.  Differences are the bitches are bred from the deep jungles of the Amazonian forest and they are trained to attack you head on regardless of what you have and what they have.  They will spear your heart and crush your limbs.  The hoes are the ones that you see in the garden, many people use them to dig dirt and for usual plowing needs.  How do you know when you've spotted a hoe?  They're with the bitches; that's the similarity, they hang out together, attack and feast together.  They're usually the bitches' bestfriend.  Bitches and hoes love to gather in a pack and just take your pride, step on it, fuck it, shit on it, and decompose it by saying, you're that bad looking after all.  But you've already lost all your pride to a bunch of women, GG life.  The Amazonian bitches love to fight with other bitches from other packs and so do the hoes.  When a fight occurs, it's usually verbal and directed at the hoes from the bitches of another clan. Then?  Hell occurs.  Hairs are ripped, shirts are ripped and nipples are ripped.  And in the end, no damage is done what so ever to each other except to their accessories.  I don't quite understand it, but it's whoever can damage the most apparel wins not whoever can break a nose and knock a kid out.  Advice to men?  Stray off the path of the bitches or even better, learn to tame them, be a bitch tamer.  To the hoes?  Avoid their dirt.  They carry many disease.  They don't need to verbally harass you, they can sexually kill you.  Advice to women?  Less accessories and you win automatically in a fight.

3 comments:

  1. Might want to remember that there a good ones out there too :P Just sayin'

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  2. Disregard females; acquire currency?

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