Tuesday 22 March 2011

10. Life Lesson - Calculus

Calculus, what the fuck Newton?  What the fuck.  You invented the most pointless pieces of series of equations I have ever witnessed in my entire life.  No I do not want to do dot products.  I know this will lead me to a great start in engineering but what's the relevancy of calculus to life science?  Calculus is not a science it's a fucking math, same with physics.  Newton you dumb fuck, you made this just to screw with people's grades such as mine.  Well mine aren't all that bad, I think high seventies but still, you're a phaggot for inventing something that's irrelevant to my life.  If I was Kanye, I wouldn't even let you finish.  On the side note, this is more of a venting blog then a life lesson.  Back to the topic, calculus is something that you want to try to avoid when going into grade 12.  It will drop your average, not even kidding.  You will be happy of all the stress relieved from your shoulders.  I have this one friend who I saw when she was doing her calculus exam, she was so stressed and I laughed pretty hard.  But in the end, she got 100% on the exam.  Still, she had stress and probably took a nasty dump in her pants after the exam.  Here's a life lesson, avoid calculus or be a phaggot. :)

5 comments:

  1. calc was one of my least favorite classes. ugh. followed!

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  2. Sorry, but calculus has very important implications within the life sciences, especially once you get to integration and anti-derivatives. Integrals are used in almost all modern X-Ray machines, for example. Just because the information seems unimportant, doesn't mean the applications are.

    I think you just have shitty teachers :)

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  3. i'm in cacl 1 now i hate it +follower

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  4. I'm going to be an engineer and I feel your pain. FUUUUUU. Dude are you me? Like what the hell? haha.

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  5. I saw the 'wtf am I reading' art and laughed for 15 minutes.

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