Wednesday 23 March 2011

11. Life Lessson - Snow Days

Shit is cash.  All I have to say.  Today was the only day out of the whole year that I've had a snow day and I enjoyed it thoroughly.  I mean, I woke up in the morning thinking about my calculus test then, BAM like a hundred dollars just dropped onto my hands, no actually, not like that, more like a party where all the women gathered in front of you and a huge orgy just flourished with you being the only man.  That's how good it felt.  I never thought that it would be a snow day.  So the moral?  Don't ever pray that just because the next day is about to snow, say it's a snow day.  Don't jinx it, ever.  No one ever said anything about a snow day happening today and look what happened, God came and rubbed everyones nipples.   Will tomorrow be a snow day? Hell nawh.

9 comments:

  1. "more like a party where all the women gathered in front of you and a huge orgy just flourished with you being the only man"

    Now THAT had to be a day to remember!

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  2. I've only had one snow day ever. It was earlier this year, there was a lot of hype for some big snowstorm, but nothing ever really happened. For some reason we got a snow day anyways...

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  3. The feeling is unlike everything else.

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  4. I've never had a snow day. sad.

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  5. Very interesting. i remember snow days..

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  6. Lol but i love snow and niprubbing hahaha following! Check out my posts too.

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  7. Hahahaha. Dude, I need my days to be like this. I love your stories...followed!

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