Shit is cash. All I have to say. Today was the only day out of the whole year that I've had a snow day and I enjoyed it thoroughly. I mean, I woke up in the morning thinking about my calculus test then, BAM like a hundred dollars just dropped onto my hands, no actually, not like that, more like a party where all the women gathered in front of you and a huge orgy just flourished with you being the only man. That's how good it felt. I never thought that it would be a snow day. So the moral? Don't ever pray that just because the next day is about to snow, say it's a snow day. Don't jinx it, ever. No one ever said anything about a snow day happening today and look what happened, God came and rubbed everyones nipples. Will tomorrow be a snow day? Hell nawh.
"more like a party where all the women gathered in front of you and a huge orgy just flourished with you being the only man"
ReplyDeleteNow THAT had to be a day to remember!
I've only had one snow day ever. It was earlier this year, there was a lot of hype for some big snowstorm, but nothing ever really happened. For some reason we got a snow day anyways...
ReplyDeleteLucky You!
ReplyDeleteSnow days are so amazing.
ReplyDeleteThe feeling is unlike everything else.
ReplyDeleteI've never had a snow day. sad.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting. i remember snow days..
ReplyDeleteLol but i love snow and niprubbing hahaha following! Check out my posts too.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Dude, I need my days to be like this. I love your stories...followed!
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