Wednesday 30 March 2011

16. Life Lesson - Weekend Life

It's time to get things settled, the weekend is for sleeping and occasionally hanging out with friends and partying, unless you're phaggot.  The occasionally should be taken lightly, sleep is the first thing that you need to catch up on.  Sleep is the fucking shit.  You sleep for 8 hours?  You get ate by ass demons.  You sleep for 12 hours?  You get ate by nipple demons.  You sleep until you feel good?  Pure fucking profit, or rather, pro-tip.  Weekends are also for hanging out with friends, after 6PM that is because from 12 to 6 is YOUR time.  That's when you can do whatever the fuck you want.  You can fap, you can nap, you can get that job done, this job done, get a blow job done.  Anything you want.  After 6?  That's when the party starts motherfucker. You get to hang out with people that make you laugh, cry and shit your pants.  Weekends times are never a dull moment, even if you are sitting at home writing a fucking spectacular blog, it's never a dull moment; no Family Channel.  But then you think, you always get bored.  Evidently, if you're bored, then you're a cocksucker, period.  Weekends aren't boring, I mean, you wait the whole week for every weekend and then you get bored, fuck no.  You pathetic fallacy of a trembling chair.  Please do fun and awesome things unless you're the 22nd word of this paragraph.  Enjoy your weekends.

5 comments:

  1. Love my sleep and weekends! 1+ follower.

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  2. OH yes I do love weekends. Sleep is awesome.

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  3. Friday night is the pill after work. I'll come to around 2 in the afternoon (hopefully) in my gf's bed, put my shades on, get something to eat, and chill with the people that also popped the night before with me. Head to church a little baked. Go home, shower, get Saturday night plans started, probably pop again or something else. Wake up Sunday late morning and go see my Dad and Grand parents. Go home, bake, laptop, sleep. Wake up for school.


    As you can see, I have no time to myself besides the time I'm not myself.

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  4. The best fucking thing to do is just wear sweats the entire goddamn weekend. pro-tip.

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